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I write a lot. In fact, you could say it is beyond my control. It just bubbles up from within like a spring and I have to get it out there. Pretty much every week I do a new post on something that irks me, interests me or strikes a chord. Watch this space for my latest.
jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
6 jobs, 1 paycheck
COPYWRITER | 9 DAYS A WEEK | CHANCE OF WFH? REMOTE ABOUT YOU: You are a passionate and talented wordsmith with a proven 10 years +...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20233 min read
The rise of the machines
Tuesday March 30th, 2027, 11.15pm Forgive me for any lapses in grammar or spelling. I am writing this by the ligh?t of a guttering...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20233 min read
The 7 stages of redundancy grief
When Elisabeth Kübler-Ross introduced the world to the 5 stages of grief in her seminal 1969 book ‘on death and dying,’ she probably had...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20233 min read
I'm hiring
The other day, and more from force of habit than any real conviction they might yield me something, I was perusing some of the more...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
Still got it
In the Middle Ages, the average life expectancy was 55. By now, as a 52-year-old, I would be getting my affairs in order and gloomily...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
Antiques roadshow
Antiques expert: Now Jen Zed of Sydney has brought along a very interesting piece for us today. Tell us a bit about how you found it,...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
2020 - A review
Boss: So 2020, it says here you started with us in January. Is that correct? 2020: Yes. Boss: And would it be fair to say that there’s...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
Meet Jerry
Age: 50 Years Sex: Rarely Type: Short-haired Creative Aussie Pom Size: Large Colour: White with patches of grey Location: Blue Mountains...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20231 min read
Rejection letters - the truth
Dear Mr. Southern, Thank you for applying for the role of in-house Content Writer. Unfortunately, after scarcely any consideration, we...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
The perfect cover letter
Dear Mr Smith, I am writing to apply for the role of SEO Copywriter within your agency. First up, can I just say what a huge fan I am of...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
Freelance, fifty and fucked
The Jeremy Southern story Run time: 24 years Directed by: Alan Smithee Starring: Jeremy Southern Rated: U ...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20234 min read
Your cover letter is you
Cover letter advice from a guy without a job. I mean seriously, how much use is it going to be? The washed-up old tool doesn’t even have...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
Rejection without dejection
Over the last 6 months I have applied for a lot of jobs. And I mean a lot. And in each instance, (if the companies have replied at all,)...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
Jack or Rose
JACK OR ROSE? The other day, in a fit of self-isolated boredom, I decided to re-watch James Cameron’s Titanic. And as I did, I was struck...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
Bot the fuck?
BOT THE F**K? I think I may have found the reason why I am not having much luck with my job hunting. As well as hounding you good folk...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20233 min read
Dinosaur
I am a dinosaur (Scriptasaurus) whose current habitat is the Blue Mountains, west of Sydney. For many years I was a part of the dominant...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
Drivel decoder
DRIVEL DECODER (patent pending) With the proliferation of convoluted marketing terminology (all the bullshit) that abounds in...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20233 min read
Bunch of cants
1. You can’t say you’re unemployed. You are actually open to new opportunities. The first one carries with it the desperate taint of...
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jeremys2211
May 30, 20232 min read
Pens at dawn
Forgive me. I’m a tad emotional at present. You see, I’ve just recently found out that my job was cheating on me. We had been going...
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